Sparkoflife: tripped out predictions for 2009

SWEET
WE GOT SOME PREDICTIONS TOO

SOMETHING BAD WILL HAPPEN TO KILLTOWN
BETWEEN MARCH 20 AND MAY 1

BECAUSE BAD THINGS HAVE HAPPENED TO KILLTOWN
BETWEEN MARCH AND MAY
IN THE PAST

THERE WAS THAT TIME
HE WAS FIRED FOR EMBEZZLEMENT
ON APRIL 1

THEN KILLTOWN RAN OUT OF GAS
ON THE WAY TO A SWINGERS MEETUP
HE HAD TO SETTLE FOR
SWAPPING WIVES WITH
THE GAS STATION ATTENDANT

AND
ON MARCH 24 2006
HIS GF DOG BIT HIM
AND
HE SPILLED HIS COFFEE

SO YEAH
WE SEE SPOOKY STUFF
FOR KILLTOWN THIS YEAR

HELL BE FIRED
SPILL HIS COFFEE
BONE SOME CHICK ON THE INTERSTATE

OKAY
LAST ONES A STRETCH

BUT
WE BET THEY ALL COME AS TRUE
AS
SPARKOFLIFE'S "PREDICTIONS"DO

LOL