Killtown: answer yes or no first!

IT WOULD BE NICE IN FUTURE
THAT IF SOMEONE GIVES YOU A QUESTION
THAT REQUIRES JUST A "YES/NO" ANSWER
THAT BEFORE YOU GIVE A LONG WINDED ANSWER
YOU START OFF BY ANSWERING "YES" OR "NO".

KILLTOWN
IS A PUTZ

IF WOULD BE NICE IN FUTURE
THAT IF SOMEONE GIVES KILLTOWN A QUESTION
THAT REQUIRES A "YES/NO" ANSWER
THAT BEFORE KILLTOWN GIVES
A LONG WINDED EXCUSE
OR
BREAKS QUESTION UNNECESSARILY INTO MULTIPLE NUMBERED RESPONSES
OR
LIES
OR
IGNORES THE QUESTION ENTIRELY

KILLTOWN SHOULD START OFF
BY ANSWERING "YES" OR "NO".

KILLTOWN
NEVER WILL...